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Friday, July 14, 2006

The New Frontline

McSweeney's: Some Entirely Realistic Suggestions Following The Failures Of The Quixotic "War On Drugs" And "War On Terror.":

  • The War on Drunks
  • The War on Unpaired Socks
  • The War on Late DVD Rental Fees
  • The War on Teaspoons Left in the Sink
  • The War on Declaring Wars on Stateless Individuals and Ideologies Whose Very Nature Precludes There Ever Being an End to Said Conflicts
    • || JM, 7:54 AM

    2 Comments:

    The War on Wedgies

    The War on Warm Beer

    The War on Unpaid Overtime

    Wait, you weren't asking me to contribute, were you? My bad.
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:56 AM  
    The War on Wearing Black Socks with Sandals.

    The War on Saying 'Shoot' When What They Really Mean Is 'Shit.'

    The War on Knuckle-Cracking.
    Blogger rws, at 11:29 AM  

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