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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Consider This

Some Idle Thoughts for your contemplative pleasure courtesy of Dribbleglass.com:

  • Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
  • Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
  • No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
  • Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
  • There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
  • There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
    • || JM, 7:35 AM

    1 Comments:

    I really like that second one. Wish I could stick to it.
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:36 PM  

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