Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
I can only hope that there is a special place in hell for the dare I say "creative" minds responsible for the HeadOn! Apply Directly To The Forehead! commercial. If you have been lucky enough to avoid it, and you want to see just how freaking annoying it actually is, feel free to check it out, just don't say you haven't been warned. After losing the battle to find the remote and hit the mute button too many times, my new strategy is to just stop watching channels that show the commercial. Take THAT, CNN!