This website promises to help you
Overcome The Effects Of Circumcision. Seems like a case of locking the barn door after the horse is gone to me. If you use the product, they promise
"a feeling of warmth, security and self-esteem". Oh yeah, my self-esteem will freakin' skyrocket with one of those pieces of plastic attached to my junk, I'm sure.
And on a loosely related topic, I had the TV on the other day and in the disclaimer/warning section of one of those new drugs they were advertising, they said
"if you are prone to heart failure, mention this to your physician". Well thanks for reminding me; like I wouldn't have mentioned that otherwise?
Yikes, John! Why did you leave this where I could see it? Quick! Take it away!!!