Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
It's bad enough that Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce is plastered all over the tabloids. But from the "how could this get any worse" department comes the discovery of old German porn that she had done long ago. Adding insult to injury would be the captions as added by the UK tabloid The Sun: