Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
I would have to agree that the website "Fun Stuff For Dogs" has some of the Funniest Dog Stuff Ever! I can't decide if I should order the doormat or the "Cat...The OTHER white meat" collar tag. Plenty of other good choices for the dog owner looking for something fun and unique.