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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Are You A Superhero?

Drink At Work: How To Tell If Your're A Superhero:
  • When a coworker asks where you went last night you accidentally blurt out “Jakarta.”
  • Your closest companion is someone 20 years your junior who has a diminutive version of your exact same name (i.e., “Boy Lou”).
  • You tend to get into fights with the same three people.
  • You have to remember to say “Ow” when shot.
  • For a supposed mid-tier executive at a biotech firm you seem to have spent an inordinate about of your teens and twenties in a monastery learning budo ninjutsu.
  • You’ve Googled “cowls.”
    • || JM, 10:29 AM

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