Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
"ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED TO BE..." is one of the many fine comics and films to be found at Tales Of Mere Existence. I hadn't considered the Boys of Faber as role models, but this puts forth a pretty convincing case. Luckily, he takes a pass on Flounder. Probably because "fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life"