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Friday, April 28, 2006

Subversive Fun

How to Tick People Off (VIA The Presurfer)
  • Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  • In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  • Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  • Practice making fax and modem noises.
  • Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
    • || JM, 11:42 AM

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