Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
This time of year Mother Nature teases us with "coming attractions" like the few wonderful spring-like days we had last week. We've gone from having our windows open to having the heat on and curled-up under blankets this week. That's pretty typical of what you would usually be experiencing this time of year, but those "mini heat waves" make me obsess about warmer temperatures. The other day I came down the stairs dressed in shorts, only to be informed by the wife that she refused to go out in public with me dressed like that. "What do you think you are, 18 or something?" Well, yes, actually since my mental age is frozen in time, probably somewhere in the mid 20's. But I'm sure I'll be moaning about it being too hot soon enough.