Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
I almost included this one in the Chinese Restaurant post, but Rahoi.com is too darned funny to lump together with another subject. Some outstanding examples of Manglish, such as this one. You have to love the almost poetic flow of this badly translated label. Excuse me now, while I go polish my eyes.