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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Eggsactly

Reasons to keep all your eggs in one basket (VIA Information Junk)
  • You have no eggs.
  • You only have one egg.
  • Because if you didn't use a basket, they would all fall down and break. You can't just hover eggs in midair!!! I have to tell you this?
  • Having only one basket was good enough for your ancestors, so it's good enough for you.
  • It looks like one basket is going to be the fad this season.
  • You are too busy burning your candle at both ends to have time to put your eggs into multiple baskets.
  • Knowing all your eggs might break gives you that 'living on the edge' high.
    • || JM, 2:13 PM

    1 Comments:

    Why would you take your eggs out of the perfectly good styrene container that they come in?
    :);)

    (is that stuff styrene? Sometimes I just make stuff up)
    Blogger Shannon akaMonty, at 3:04 PM  

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