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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Different Kind Of Presidential Terror

FROM: Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List
Ten Ways Life Would Change If Stephen King Were Elected President:
  • The government's position on "terror" would undoubtedly change entirely.
  • The most terrifying State of the Union addresses in recorded history.
  • Our long national nightmare has just begun.
  • Less money to fight terrorists, more spent on fighting possessed cars and evil clowns.
  • Transylvania will be nuked to stop the spread of vampires.
  • Arlington National Pet Cemetery
  • Long the subjects of prejudice and accusations of corruption, the dead would finally be legally allowed to vote.
  • The President's term of office would be expanded into a trilogy.
  • All visiting dignitaries must enter the White House via the creepy 10 acre hedge maze.
  • President fascinating on paper, but lousy on the big screen.
    • || JM, 10:18 AM

    1 Comments:

    I don't know whether "King For President" is more or less scary than the horror we've already got in office.

    But I guess we'd definitely know what to expect out of our Commander in Chief...
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 PM  

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