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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Caught Red Handed?

The Toque: Top Excuses When Caught Looking At Porn
Having been a boy scout, I can tell you that their motto "be prepared" can sometimes be good words to live by. Here are a few excuses in the event that you get caught on an "adult" site:
  • I was thinking of getting pierced down "there" and was just doing some research.
  • I was actually trying to find Armand Fister...you know, from high school.
  • I was just investigating adult content so I would recognize what was NOT appropriate for the workplace.
  • I was just proving to myself that I wasn't gay.
  • I thought the link to Serving Up Hot Girl On Girl Action was a Women's Tennis site.
  • I needed to sample a fleshtone color for my Photoshop palette.
  • It's a naturalist greeting card from my cousin, uhh, Inga...from Sweden.
  • I'm just studying these purely scientific pictures for my Anatomy exam tomorrow.
    • || JM, 10:07 PM

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