John's Blog: Poetic Musing

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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Poetic Musing

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!
by George W. Bush
From the many mangled mutterings of our commander-in-chimp:

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

|| JM, 10:54 AM

3 Comments:

I never doubted that, I just have a problem with one Texan transplant. Actually, I'd like to see him return there, although I'd understand if you didn't want him back.

At what point are they gonna start pre-recording his speeches?

The Bushspeaks always make me laugh and then I remember, he's not a comedian although he is a joke, for sure. Thanks for the chuckle tonight.