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Thursday, February 23, 2006

It's Always Something

They may have "3 Great Tastes That Taste Great Together", but every time I hear the damn commercial for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel I swear it sounds like they are saying "You got caramel on my racist". Next thing you know I'll be asking "What's all the fuss about flea erections in Uganda? Oh, nevermind.
|| JM, 12:13 AM

3 Comments:

Flea erections can get you into trouble. Once you promote flea erections you have to accept the consequences. Except if you're George Bush. Then you can pick and choose your flea erections. The flea erections in Palestine, for example, are no good at all.
Blogger Neil Shakespeare, at 3:32 AM  
And honestly, I don't think racists take kindly to dribble caramel. So you probably heard right.
Blogger Nicole, at 8:33 PM  
Neil, you have to hate when those fleas bite you in the ass.
Blogger JM, at 11:29 AM  

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