Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
A full week after Lord Vader's accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go.
"The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. "But it doesn't affect anyone's life at all. It's not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader's character."
Fett speculated that the press went overboard on the story from frustration and resentment.