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Friday, February 17, 2006

Coming Attractions

McSweeney's: Upcoming Jean-Claude Van Damme Film Titles That Show a Lack of Imagination on the Part of the Director and Screenwriters
  • Out for Vengeance
  • Out for Blood
  • Out for Vengeance and Blood
  • Out for Blood, as Well as Vengeance
  • Out for Vengeance, Not So Much Blood
  • Out for Blood, Vengeance, and a Shared Understanding of the Problems in the Middle East
  • A Little Bit Vengeance, a Little Bit Rock-and-Roll
  • The Vengeance for Blood Is Out
  • Ninety Minutes of Vengeance-Seeking, With Some Blood Thrown In for Good Measure
    • || JM, 7:36 AM

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