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Thursday, January 26, 2006

New Rules

The Rules Of Modern Life (VIA linkfilter)
  • Principles are the triumph of blind faith over common sense.
  • Show me a man with pride and I'll show you a man with limited options.
  • Women only have orgasms because it's another chance for them to moan.
  • No news is fox news
  • Unless you are stupid, you can have your cake and eat it by simply purchasing two.
  • In an argument about any subject at all, the first person to refer to George Orwell's 1984 OR to make a comparison with Nazi Germany has automatically lost.
  • The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill... but it still has to be mowed.
  • Wearing a short skirt will attract a glance from any straight man, even if it's only to shudder and grimace afterwards
  • Sex is rarely "mind-blowing". However it can be "life-altering". Especially when your spouse finds out.
    • || JM, 9:48 AM

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