stats count

John's Blog

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

It Could Always Be Worse

What's the Worst that Could Happen?
  • After a nice, long vacation you come home to find your dog wearing your clothes, answering to your name and pointing a gun at your head.
  • Authorities trace all those threatening phone calls you’ve been receiving to your split personality.
  • You wake up from anesthesia to hear the surgeon say, “Wait, does renal mean liver or kidney?”
  • You accomplish all 12 steps in AA and attain full sobriety only to learn that you’re still a complete asshole.
  • Your homemade robot achieves full artificial intelligence the very moment you realize you need his parts for your kit car.
  • The leprechaun informs you that “Neapolitan ice cream” counts for all three of your magic wishes.
    • || JM, 11:34 AM

    1 Comments:

    HAHAHA!!! That last one's just EVIL.

    I guess that's why I've never like Neopolitan...
    Blogger Nicole, at 7:39 PM  

    Post a Comment