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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Inspired

Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work...
  • There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."
  • The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who oppose them.
  • Your job is STILL better than asking, "You want fries with that?"
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    • And, if you need a calendar for the new year, why not one of these great Demotivators Calendar?
    || JM, 12:09 AM

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