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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

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Klingon Personal Ads
As a follow-up to Klingon Fairy Tails, McSweeneys brings us these insights into Klingon mating rituals:
  • Vivacious female seeks virile male. Willing to compromise on appearance, personality, and hygiene. Big bat'leth a must.
  • I've been hurt before ... and I liked it. Male with low self-esteem seeks female with pain stick and soundproof basement. If you can dish it out, my thick leathery hide can take it.
  • Hailing on all frequencies! Male seeks female for fun, friendship, and hour after hour of wild, tooth-chipping sex. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded, baby! Reply with photo or forehead cast to Box 16097.
  • Do you like piña coladas? Do you also like getting caught in the rain? If so, then you're probably a weak, puny human. STAY AWAY FROM OUR FEMALES, YOU WEAK, PUNY HUMAN!
    • || JM, 8:21 AM

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