Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Gung Hei Fat Choy! Today marks the beginning of the Chinese New Year which is the Year of the Dog. Referring to the year that you were born by using the animal sign winds up being convenient since you don't have to remember the actual year you were born, or if you are being sly about revealing your age this allows you to be vague. They recycle them every 12 years, so if you are born this year, you are a dog. Those born in this year are viewed as kind, attentive, compassionate, and supportive, despite being needy. Others who would share your sign would be 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84 or 96 years old. Factor in the five earth elements and you have a 60 year zodiac cycle. You might want to find your sign to get into the spirit of things. You could even learn some Chinese if you have a little time.