If Poets Named Breakfast CerealsIf none of the breakfast cereals from the post the other day were appealing to you, perhaps these suggestions as found on McSweeney's might be more your speed:
Orgasmic Clusters of Searing Pain
Bran and Plump Raisins, Pregnant With Earthy Promise
Opalescent Flakes of Lonely Night
The Sharpness of a Breath of Winter Air (with real strawberries)
Cookie-Crisp