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Monday, January 16, 2006

A Few Suggestions

FROM: Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten Lists
Ways to Streamline Congressional Procedures:
  • Important issues are to be decided with Rock'em Sock'em Robot Matches.
  • All statements over 300 words are subject to rebuttal by Simon Cowell.
  • Add a "10 Bribes or Less" Legislative Express Check-Out.
  • Combine swearing-in and indictment ceremonies.
  • Instead of a gavel, give the chair a supply of poison blow darts.
  • Make it like a reality show: the first congressman to pass his bill wins immunity!
  • Limit senators to ten words per day. Cut off access to aides for non-compliance.
    • || JM, 10:18 AM

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