As the holiday gets ever closer, everybody gets busy and time is of the essence. The
EZ PLAY Christmas tree may just be the time saver that you are looking for. The tree comes complete with LED lights as well as a built in MP3 player with speakers located in the base. However, if you are more the "do-it-yourself" arts and crafts type, and you aren't easily offended, this
Tampon Tree (
VIA Bifurcated Rivets) may be more your speed. "Feminine hygiene has never been so festive!"
A few more links to get you in the proper holiday spirit:
Instant Christmas Story GeneratorHoliday Party Excuse GeneratorThe History of Santa ClausThe Claus That RefreshesMa Ma Ma Ma Ma, My MenorahDingell's JingleTen Reasons to Hate Christmas