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In a bold flash of sulfur and smoke, Satan descended into the White House daily briefing and dropped some shocking intelligence: he is the father of VP Dick Cheney! Satan has been in the White House for decades, but what drove him to make such a shocking announcement?

"It was time he knew the truth," Satan told the Underground Reporter.

Cheney's mother could not be reached for comment, but sources suggest that Satan is in fact her baby's daddy.