Some of the wit and wisdom of Dan Quayle:
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"I deserve respect for the things I did not do."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
"It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back."
"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."
"We are on an irreversible trend towards more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
"The future will be better tommorow."