Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
My head is still spinning from the corporate evolution with AT&T begeting Verizon, SBC, and the rest. Then to make things interesting AT&T spins off the wireless division, which is then sold to Cingular which is owned by SBC, which buys AT&T and now wants to re-brand Cingular as AT&T. Ah, to return to a simpler time. This review of the old AT&T Logos (VIA Information Junk) just might do the trick. Either that, or phones with cranks.