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Saturday, December 17, 2005

A Christmas List

10 Things That Sound Dirty at Christmas
 (VIA nicoleMART)
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Check out that fruitcake.
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
|| JM, 10:38 AM

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