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Friday, December 16, 2005

Bad Santa

Bad Santa's To Do List
  • Install new candy cane pole for the Private Dance of the Sugarplum faires
  • Show the reindeer who's boss by hosting an annual all-you-can-eat venison feast.
  • Reminder: Don't order the pork chops during brunch with Hanukah Harry and Ramadan Raheed.
  • Feed the reindeer their Ex-Lax in preperation for the annual White House fly-over.
  • Wrap a present, do a shot
    • || JM, 11:12 AM

    2 Comments:

    Ex-lax reindeer - good one! I'm sending this one on. Great posts, as usual.
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:20 PM  
    Makes one really WANT to believe in Santa, doesn't it?
    Blogger JM, at 8:59 AM  

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