Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Several days after Halloween and I'm still trying to finish off the bags of "Fun Sized" candies left over from the trick-or-treaters. Without trying to be a budget version of Jerry Seinfeld, one has to ask "What the hell is fun about fun size candy?" The fact that if you try really hard you can get two bites out of these mini-Snickers? Yea, that's fun. That I'm going to have to eat all the candy that the little costumed extortionists didn't get on Monday? Oh yea, that's fun that my waistline just didn't need.