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Monday, November 21, 2005

Talk Dirty To Me

Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, But Aren't
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
|| JM, 8:40 AM

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Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:50 PM  
Had to laugh - thanks!
Anonymous Joan, at 4:52 PM  

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