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Thursday, November 17, 2005

T-Shirt Humor

Gawker T-Shirt Contest
Believing that the reader knows best, Gawker has a contest where you can vote for your favorite reader submitted slogans, or submit your own. A few of my fav's include:
  • Anonymous sources do it off the record
  • Ask me about my settlement from Russell Crowe
  • Desperately seeking desperate housewife
  • CELEBRITY SEX TAPE FANATIC
  • George Bush doesn't like black people. And poor people. And literate people. And gay people. And Arabs. Picky fucker.
  • Honk if Angelina stole your man, too
  • JENNA AND BARBARA -- FOUR MORE BEERS
  • My other t-shirt is a plain white one
  • My talent comes in a D Cup
  • We know people who know people
  • Worst. President. Ever.
    • || JM, 10:02 AM

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