Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Here's hoping that today is a happy and successful erection day. That YOUR candidate prevails and comes out on top. Although not the biggest erection we've seen in recent years, in these troubled times every erection presents us with hard choices. In the final hours, make sure your voice is heard. The success of any erection is firmly in your hands. When handled properly an erection can be a satisfying process, culminating in showering freedom over our nation. So remember, go behind the curtain, grasp the big rod firmly, and yank it for democracy.