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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Happy Erection Day

Here's hoping that today is a happy and successful erection day. That YOUR candidate prevails and comes out on top. Although not the biggest erection we've seen in recent years, in these troubled times every erection presents us with hard choices. In the final hours, make sure your voice is heard. The success of any erection is firmly in your hands. When handled properly an erection can be a satisfying process, culminating in showering freedom over our nation. So remember, go behind the curtain, grasp the big rod firmly, and yank it for democracy.

This has to have been one of the ugliest campaigns in the race for the Governorship of New Jersey that I've ever seen. But as if all the negative ads aren't bad enough, now Forrester has posted the following on his web site:

The price for Governor is loyalty and trust
The price for Governor is the absence of lust
Thoroughly qualified Doug Forrester for sure
Bringing to the voters the requirements for cure
A state of emergency for a state that’s ill
Doug Forrester with vision with maximum skill...


Can New Jersey afford a Governor who is a bad poet? I think not! And Scott at Poetic Leanings sorts out the issues in this race.
|| JM, 12:14 AM

3 Comments:

GREAT PICTURE........love it!
Blogger Jenn, at 1:07 AM  
Last results I saw showed Democrats doing very well. Let's all hope.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:06 PM  
So far, so good. At least Corzine came out on top. I was beginning to think that my endorsement was the kiss of death for any candidate.
Blogger JM, at 10:49 PM  

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