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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Ever Notice?

Film Cliches
  • Animals are never ever silent - dogs whine/bark/yip, cats meow or purr, cows moo, even in cases where most animals wouldn't be making a sound.
  • In a horror film when there is a full moon there is either an owl or a wolf howling in the distance.
  • All bicycles have bells (that sounds)
  • Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays.
  • Car tires "always" screech on dirt roads.
  • Car breaks must always squeak
  • When in San Francisco, no matter where you are, you always hear a cable car and or a fog horn.
  • Kids can always whisper even if their two inchs away from a villian - he won't hear. If they step on a branch however, the villians will immediatly know its not some animal, and catch them.
    • || JM, 12:11 AM

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