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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Warning!

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!! (VIA The Presurfer)
"Research on bread indicates that:
  • More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
  • Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
  • More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
  • Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
  • Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute."
    • || JM, 9:38 AM

    1 Comments:

    Funny how I have never had a bad day and NOT eaten bread. Hmm.
    Blogger STP, at 9:45 AM  

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