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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

TC is Nuts!


Tom Cruise Is Nuts (VIA skippy the bush kangaroo)
"Tom Cruise has tossed off the shackles of Hollywood oppression and is piloting his Scientology-fueled funny car straight towards you. The tires are smoking and he's screaming to the stands about Katie, psychiatry, sex, space aliens, and Brooke Shields. We invite you to grab some popcorn and watch for a few minutes before the crash... "

"If Cruise and Katie Holmes wed, each of his wives will have been eleven years younger than the last. (Mimi Rogers, b. 1956; Nicole Kidman, b. 1967; Katie Holmes, b. 1978)"

Good Lord, if this trend continues his post-Katie relationships (because I think we ALL know this won't last) will put him in competition with Michael Jackson for dates!
|| JM, 12:31 AM

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