Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
The folks who brought you Wally The Wiener have deemed today Pr0n Sunday. My initial inclination was that this was a good thing, till I realized that they were against it! So let's take things in a different direction and engage in our own version of the event. A few good ol' links to get you in the mood. For arguments sake, just assume that they are NSFW.