Dubya Potty-Break Doll (
VIA Strange New Products)
"Inspired by the now infamous bathroom break note written on the ettiquette and intricacies of international urinary protocol, our Pottyheadz Bush figurine pays tribute to the unique personality and endearing sense of humor of the 43rd president of the United States." Yea, right. As if having the real deal piss all over us isn't enough.