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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a newvirulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease iscontracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease iscalled Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the prior 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselvesfrom this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectiminclude, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits: inability to tell the truth; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibilityfor actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplacedbravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography andhistory; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and astrong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states.Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled at the spreadof this new malignant disease which originated only a few years ago in an obscure but virulent Bush from Texas. Prior to the spread that Bush had rarely been observed outside of the state of Texas.