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Friday, October 28, 2005

Low Prices=Low Wages

Wal-Mart: Always Low Wages!
It's not hard to believe that these weasels at Wal-Mart have suggested keeping benefit costs down by increasing the hiring of part-time workers who don't get benefits. Where they really push the envelope and go over the edge is when they recommend hiring only healthy younger workers. They acknowledge that they have an "image problem" in terms of the wages and benefits they offer their workers, yet they continue down the same path.

If you want some karma payback for their shenanigans, you may want to stop in and try one or more of the following pranks, found at Anarchy At Your Local Wal-Mart, which also includes some classic prank phone calls.

  • Practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
  • Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
  • Take one of those round air filters out of the box, put it on your head and declare yourself the king of the automotive department.
  • Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
  • Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
  • Try on bras over top of your clothes.
  • Go into the fitting room and after a minute yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
  • See how high you can build a paper towel pyramid before being noticed.
  • || JM, 9:28 AM

    1 Comments:

    Bras over clothes only works while standing in the sporting goods department and that way you can use a fish net if necessary.
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:02 PM  

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