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Friday, October 28, 2005

Good Advice

Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor
Dear Ann:
  • You have a tendency to write awkward sentences when working with concepts unfamiliar to you, such as American history.
  • Considering his death, perhaps it's best if you rephrase "I want to blow Ronald Reagan" in the past tense.
  • Please check to ensure that each sentence has a subject and a verb, not simply a target and a racial slur.
  • Contrary to your impassioned statements, James G. Watt's environmental policies did not, in fact, bring back the unicorn.
  • Keep your sentences simple, not your thoughts.
  • While I understand that you like to engage in hyperbole, calling yourself "attractive" is simply pushing it.
    • || JM, 9:38 AM

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