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Monday, October 17, 2005

Don't Do It!

The Top 5 Things Not to Do While Drinking:
  • Paint your living room to match the mysterious lesions on your ass.
  • Go to a beekeeper's pinata party.
  • Star Jones.
  • Tell the Judiciary Committee how you would rule on Roe v Wade.
  • Phone your mother. The booty-call reflex is powerful and unpredictable.
    • || JM, 9:33 PM

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