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Friday, October 21, 2005

Bible Stories

Stories in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible
(In the event you're not up to speed on the Flying Spaghetti Monster some stuff to get you there.)
  • As the Flying Spaghetti Monster lies dead in the refrigerated tomb, the giant cheese wheel is mysteriously rolled away from the opening. Three days later, his leftovers are reheated again, and behold! He is delicious!
  • At the first Nativity, the Three Wise Guys bring gifts of tomato, garlic and onion.
  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster causes the Israelites to wander for 40 years through the dessert.
  • From the mountain, Moses brings down the Ten Condiments.
  • Lot's wife turns back, and is transformed into a pillar of parmesan.
  • Noah builds a zucchini ark, then sets out to find two of every type of pasta.
  • Moses wanders in the desert for 40 years, earning the reputation of worst pizza-delivery guy EVER.
    • || JM, 12:07 AM

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