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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What Stays in Las Vegas

Drink At Work: Weekly Eye Opener
  • Realizing far too late that not just any mentally-handicapped man can help you count cards in blackjack.
  • Taking a vow of “pizzazz” after your visit to the Liberace Museum, only to later learn that “bejeweled cravat” and “Senior VP of PriceWaterhouseCoopers” do not necessarily mix.
  • Slowly sensing your “sure-fire” gambling system relied on far too many factors, one of them being that God had your back.
  • Hurling your room keys, then your panties, and then your 56-year-old fat-ass self on stage during a Tom Jones concert.
  • Spending the first two hours of your vacation playing high-stakes poker and the next five days playing nickel slots.
  • Picking up a hooker simply because if anyone knows how to suck the coins out of a pay phone it would be her.
    • || JM, 12:17 AM

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