Touched by His Noodly Appendage (
VIA Cynical-C Blog)
An interview with the Prophet Bobby Henderson, the voice of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism...
"Believers of the FSM are normal people, living normal lives. Certain rituals must be followed, however, most of them having to do with pasta and/or pirates. Random acts of piratical expression are encouraged. Flipping off a stranger, for example, would not only be hilarious, but would also go a long way in pleasing Him, bringing you that much closer to FSM heaven, which, among other attractions, features a Beer Volcano."