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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Office Fun

The Joy Of Tech: Office Gags!

And Ian suggests that you make a game out of pulling off these office pranks to relieve the tedium of office life. Earn 15 points in one day, and you are a winner...or is that a weiner? A few of his suggestions:
  • To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  • Walk sideways to the photocopier.
  • While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
  • Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all that, don’t want to have to repeat it.”
  • Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
  • After every sentence, say ‘mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, “The report’s on your desk, mon”. Keep this up for one hour.
  • At lunch time get down on your knees and announce “As God as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.”
  • Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
  • In a colleagues diary, write in 10:00 am “See how I look in tights.”
  • Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, “Ya wanna trade?”
  • || JM, 12:07 AM

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