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Friday, September 09, 2005

Inspirational


Demotiational Images (VIA The Presurfer)
Another site featuring some classic "Demotivational Posters". I believe this one was ordered by someone at FEMA. Some of my favs include:
  • Rome Did Not Create A Great Empire By Having Meetings. They Did It By Killing Everyone Who Opposed Them.
  • I'll Try To Be Nicer, If You'll Try To Be Smarter
  • At Least You Will Always Have The Satisfaction That You Will Serve As A Bad Example For Others
  • Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do
  • There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague'either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
  • Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm what I think
  • Put The Key Of Despair Into The Lock Of Apathy Turn The Knob Of Mediocrity Slowly And Open The Gates Of Despondency. Welcome To A Day In The Average Office
  • Success Always Occurs In Private And Failure In Full View
    • || JM, 12:04 AM

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