John's Blog

We just started to carry the Dyson vacuums at work, so I checked them out carefully to see just what you get when spend $550 for a vac. For that price, I had expected a BJ attachment, but it looks like that's one feature it is lacking.

Although I joke about that, apparently there are some who actually thought that would be a good idea. I stumbled upon the Masturbation Horror Stories: Vacuum Disasters webpage, which shows us (ouch) what a truly BAD idea this is...NSFW...and not safe for those with weak stomachs.